Cool, but I am more excited about the French maintaining a fusion reaction for over twenty minutes.

Liam Neeson’s breakthrough role!

My boomer uncle just bought a brand new one. I relentlessly send him articles like this and reports on the tanking resale value of Teslas. I’m having too good a time busting his balls.

EDIT: That last line of the article goes hard.

The brand that once promised to save the planet is now a study in how fast one ketamine-addled man-child can drive a company off a cliff.