Clickbaity title on the original article, but I think this is the most important point to consider from it:
After getting to 1% in approximately 2011, it took about a decade to double that to 2%. The jump from 2% to 3% took just over two years, and 3% to 4% took less than a year.
Get the picture? The Linux desktop is growing, and it’s growing fast.
Delete all browsers. Only access the web using curl.
Piefed is actually weirdly usable in w3m.
Curl? You thunk I can’t craft my own web requests??